Example A:
(holding hand out flat)
Cora : Riiiilleeeey eat the apple.
Me: Are you feeding Riley (Mom and Rick's horse)?
Cora: Mmm hmm Riley eats hay and apples.
Me: You are genius!
Example B:
Me (and Mom, she can't pretend like she wasn't part of this): Cora, I don't want you to ever say this again but can you show Ninny how you say Douche bag?
Cora: Doooose bad.
Ninny (my mom): Can you say putz?
Cora: Putz!
Me: Okay last one, can you say wiener.
Cora: wiiieeennnnerr!!.....pause.....DADDY'S WIENER!!!
Good thing we were at a stop light. We would have run off the road laughing.
4 comments:
Bwahahahaha. Brilliant!
Cora is so cute Gretchen! I love checking up on you guys through this blog. And your sweet little girl saying not so sweet little things? Pretty fricking hilarious!
That anonymous comment was from me, Alicia. It looks a little creepy on its own. :)
Haha! I was wondering who it was but I figured it wasn't a weirdo!
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